Auggles

I found this awesome pair of Doggles on clearance at Target. And... I had to. I just HAD to.


On the day I was born
The nurses all gathered 'round
And gazed in wild wonder
At the joy they had found
The head nurse spoke up
She said "Leave this one alone"
She could tell right away...

That I was BAD TO THE BONE.



Alternatively, bomber pilot Auggie!